Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Chip Off The Old Block?
His new gf, M2, had been there since they started setting up and was loyally hanging around the stage in true groupie fashion when we got there. A little later his previous gf, M1, who he had been going out with for two years turned up to hear him and was received by him with hugs.
After the gig, us with M2 in tow grabbed a burger at ‘The Golden Seagull’ (aka Mackie D’s). M1 was already there with a classmate. All perfectly polite. We went home and M2 stayed the night.
Friday night, M2 followed son home from school, stayed the night, left at 2pm the following afternoon. At 4 pm M1 turned up, stayed the night and left on Sunday morning. Sunday evening M2 shows up again, joins us for supper, stays the night and gets a lift into school with him on Monday morning.
I don’t know where he gets it from; he certainly doesn’t take after me-apart from his devastating good looks of course. lol.
I don’t suppose it’s a healthy thing to be envious of your son.
Sugasm #103
Sugasm #103
The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #104? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.
This Week’s Picks
Urgent
“Feel the electricity from my fingers as I peel the damp cotton of your panties away from your sex, as I ease them to one side.”
The Man From Del Monte Says…Yes, Yes, Oh God! YESSS!
“She let her lips and tongue explore me all over.”
Traveling the road, Sharing a load, Side by side
“I guess this is not very sexy, my ranting about politics while playing with your cock.”
Mr. Sugasm Himself
The US Constitution Erotic Coloring Book
Editor’s Choice
Dinner Date: Part 1
See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.
(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)
Sex Poetry
It’s about priorities…
Orgasm - O-Vision
Erotic Writing and Experiences
Fantasy Football
Halloween…
In Need - Original Illustrated Erotica
Indian Summer
New Underpants
The Pied Piper
Tight
Touch Me Babe
A walk in the Woods
Sex & Politics
Love Your Body
Abstinence Only Sex Ed On the Ropes?
NSFW Pics & Videos
Emilia
Happy HNT!
HNT the Menstrual Edition
I Feel Myself
Sinful Invitation
Sugar and Spice
Sex News & Reviews
2257 No More? Let the amateur porn flow!
Asian Woman Bound, Tickled and Forced To Cum
DamNation w/ The Reverend Bob Levy
NEW Super Sexy Designs!
Sex Toy Review : Under the Bed Restraints
Welcome to “Birds are smart” by Penny
BDSM & Fetish
Anal Training Part 2 -The Entering
Anniversary Present: A Fantasy
Cyber or real!?
Disobedience
Don’t stop until I stop you
Face Slapping II
Flying
Hand Signals
L is for Look it Up
The Petting Zoo: Sex Camp, Day Two
Princess or Pervert?
Stiletto Mistress
Sex Work
Reality Check: Getting Sick
Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
The Disclosure Dilemma
HNT - Half Naked Thighs
I Want to Fuck All of My Friends
A Prelude to an Eclectic Slut
Some Things Are Not Possible
Why was the sex so good?
Why We Aren’t Really Swingers (part 1)
Monday, October 29, 2007
Bear
Hello all you friends of the Fat Controller (or rather not so fat these days), this is Mrs FC having a small say.
I have only recently been introduced to this alterego (or not as the case may be). I suppose it is only yet another side of him which he has kept hidden from me. He is just so secretive you know. I now understand though why the screen always changed so suddenly whenever I entered his office, and he always looked slightly guilty and a little bit annoyed about being disturbed, but also had that as-if-butter-wouldn't-melt-in-his-mouth-look-about-him. I don't know what he was afraid of, I have always supported him (or at least the parts of him that needed it) and encouraged him even against my better judgement sometimes. Now that he has let me into this big secret he is trying to persuade me to have a go. This is a brave move, as I can be a real b.... at times when things don't go my way, as I suspect he has already told you. Well maybe not directly, he is after all still an English Gentleman at heart.
One of my old friends whom I don't communicate with very often these days due to that old enemy of ours "time", sent me an e-mail today, which I have got to share with someone who will also appreciate it, and reading some of your notes etc. I am sure you will.
Enjoy it and all the best to you all. I will now try and get the FC to join me upstairs shortly........Night night all
Posted by Heather (Mrs FC)
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Back Soon
I've been laid low with the lurgi, so nothing much to report. I've probably missed out on a lot of comings and goings in the blog world, but also in the real world. I became an uncle (for the tenth time!) yesterday and I missed out on seeing the baby today. Heather took Daughter to visit, but I couldn't come. Can't have sick people wandering around hospitals now, can we?
Nothing wrong with the old imagination though. In my more feverish moments I conjured up an image of what I was going to get up to with Heather just as soon as I've shaken off this 'flu and daughter is safely packed off back to school. You can read it here.
Talking of daughter. One of her songs was played on national radio this week. The band she was in at school sort of split up at the end of the summer term as the rest of them were moving on to other schools, but they did manage to record a couple of songs before they split and one of them was sent on to a radio show that was doing a feature on school bands. She wrote the lyrics and it's her singing.
boomp3.com
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
The Man From Del Monte Says...Yes, Yes, Oh God! YESSS!
So we had the house to ourselves pretty much all week. Hooray for that, one might think, but somehow things did not work out to be the week-long lurv-fest we otherwise might have desired. Work always seems to get in the way; our staff mostly have young kids so they also want time off at half term and we are left to shoulder the burden and the situation was not made any easier by one of them being off sick for two days. On top of this, Heather wasn’t in absolutely in top form after having done something nasty to her back at the weekend, possibly as a result of heaving logs around at the summerhouse, althought this was the cue for me giving her a long sensual back massage on tuesday with Ylang Ylang massage oil and a slow gentle fuck to follow.
Wenesday morning I stood naked on the scales, waiting with eager anticipation for the reading to stabilise. Not only had I not gained since the previous week, I had lost more weight again. I didn’t hesitate to announce this to Heather and the import of it was not lost on her. As luck would have it, pineapple juice was on offer over at the supermarket.
However, Wednesday was not to be the night. We worked late in the office, Heather was in pain and we were both tired out. She lay in my arms and we both drifted off to sleep with the scent of the ylang ylang from the night before still on the sheets.
Saturday night, and I started drinking pineapple juice in earnest, but Daughter was home again and when she spotted it in the fridge she started helping herself. I couldn’t really explain that it was for my own exclusuve use, and why. In the end we got to bed so late that again we just went to sleep and slept late Sunday morning.
Fast forward to Sunday night and, after one of our rare family suppers together, I drove Daughter back to school. It was getting on for ten by the time I got back, but we both agreed that an early night would be just what we needed.
”I’m going to use the bathroom upstairs now” said Heather, with a twinkle in her eye. A twinkle that had been missing for most of the week. ”You should have plenty of time to get ready”. Those words were simply dripping with significance. I changed into my dressing gown and went downstairs again to take a quick shower and a shave (no, not the beard!!) and was still back up in the bedroom before she was finished. I used the time to rummage around in our goody bag and fished out a pair of leather wrist cuffs and a little brass padlock.
When Heather finally came into the bedroom she wasted no time. She laid down across the bed and parted her lips around my already-stiff cock, sliding it gently down her throat. I fumbled for her cunt but she warned me off, saying she was still a little dry, so I lay motionless enjoying the moment as my treat, my reward. She let her lips and tongue explore me all over. Up and down the length of my cock, in the crease between scrotum and legs, the perineum and a long langourous lick all the way up my abdomen until she found a nipple and bit unexpectedly hard. I reached for the wrist-cuffs and put them on her. The sight of her wanking me with them on her wrists, with it’s suggestion of bondage or of ownership, excited me even more.
When she finally backed off I sat up a little so that she could lay her head in my lap. She took a drink from a glass on the bedside table, enveloped my cock again and slowly let the water flood out over my cock and smooth-shaven balls before thrusting her head down deeper onto me.
After some while she began to flag a little. The crouching position was beginning to take its toll on her back and I got up off the bed. Throwing a pillow down onto the floor I told her to go and kneel on it. I joined her two wrists under her chin with the little padlock and told her to wank me into her mouth with her joined hands. She did more. She stroked my cock, cuppped my balls, licked me all over, lifted my balls on the link joining her wrists while she wrapped both hands round my cock and teased the head of it with her tongue and at last started a vigourous wanking which brought me to within a hairs’- breadth of coming. But I held back. Ther was just one more scene to be played out and it was one where I took total control.
Unlocking her wrists, I re-joined them behind her back and started wanking myself into her open mouth. She knelt there: Impassive, resigned to the inevitable. I wanked myself hard and fast, standing on tiptoe as the first spasms started to hit me and then I slammed on the brakes. I stopped the rhythm for that crucial split second which was enough to stem the headlong rush to orgasm. I started to stroke myself slowly, deliberately, with long deep strokes and was rewarded with an intense orgasm which deposited a pearlescent rope of semen down the length of her tongue. I knelt back so as to bring my mouth to the same level as hers, gasped ”Give it to me!” and pressed my lips to hers, crushing her head to mine. And give it me she did. Our tongues swimming together in that warm, runny mass while she dribbled it into my throat for me to swallow.
”I’m not saying it’s altogether pleasant” she said after my tongue had sought out every last drop from her mouth ”but it’s getting better each time”. Perhaps there is something in what Suze said a few weeks ago. ”and the pineapple juice really makes a difference” she added.
I released her bonds and she laid on the bed, legs slightly apart. Despite the fact that she was doing this for me, entirely at my behest, she was soaking wet and just so slippery. I lay down beside her and slid a couple of fingers down her cleft, hooking them up into her sopping cunt. She drew her breath in sharply and arched her back as I hit that velvety little patch on the front wall and gently squeezed so that my palm scrunched and ground into her clit. Suddenly she was over on all fours, begging for a thumb in there, the rest of that hand taking care of her labia and clitoris and just the hint of a fingertip from the other hand invading the little rosebud of her bum. She came with long sobbing gasps and we collapsed side by side on the bed, me covering her arms and legs against the cold.
She stirred as if to get up to go to the bathroom, but I had to feel her wetness one more time. I gently coaxed her into the doggy position again and eased into her from behind. She was just so warm, so wet, so smooth. I gave a few little token thrusts but I really had no intention of doing any more. I just had to feel that closeness for a few minutes more, to make that Sunday night last a little longer.
To blot out the thought of another Monday hurtling towards us
Thursday, October 18, 2007
There's Beauty Everywhere If You Look For It
Unfortunately, we don't live in one of them. Our town sprung up about a hundred years ago with the coming of the railway. While not particularly ugly, it is not especially attractive either.
However, the other evening, about 6.30, I was on my way to the supermarket when I chanced to look behind me and straight away I dashed home to fetch my camera to record the setting sun lighting up the clouds from below.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
The Name's Controller...Fat Controller
As you go through life it’s always a good idea to pick up a few qualifications on the way and I have just got another one to add to my Degree, Membership of a distinguished Royal College, Certificate of Railway Track Safety and Cycling Proficiency badge.
I’ve got a diploma saying I’m safe to make holes in people.
I’m an ear piercer. I do noses too.
Me, Dot (New Dot, not Old Dot who looks like Heather from behind), and Lynn went on a course where we learned the ins and outs of piercing. Hence the stud in the ear, btw. Lynn shot that into me as practice. It was a very intensive course, the instructor didn’t waste any time. In fact he came straight to the point.
We got lucky with people to try it out on. There were a limited number of volunteer victims available, but as it happened there was another group from a company selling wind power holding a seminar in the room next to ours. We talked to some of them during lunch in the hotel restaurant and they turned up during their afternoon coffee break to get a free piercing.
So why do ear piercing? It’s all about spotting a hole (lol) in the market. We sell jewellery and have often been asked if we do piercing because there is only one other place in town, a hairdressers, that does and they don’t advertise the fact very heavily. I get the impression they’d rather not have to.
We’re only doing ears and noses to start with. Let’s take this thing one step at a time and see how it goes. We also sell navel jewellery but I’m not sure I’m ready to take the navel piercing course just yet.
Tits and clits are going to have to wait a little longer still and I don’t suppose it would be quite so easy to get volunteers to practice on. Anybody out there want to offer their bodies in the interests of me furthering my career?
Thought not.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Sleepless
I cannot sleep for the chaos of thoughts running riot through my head. You are asleep, enfolded in my arms and I try to let myself be calmed by the rythmic rise and fall of your breathing.
I plant my lips on your soft shoulder to kiss you and am suddenly aware of a prickling in the back of my nose, a tear welling in my eye.
Tears of frustration, for I know that I will never have the words to express the depth of my love for you, or what I feel for you at this moment.
And peace comes at last, and with it; sleep.
Sugasm 101
The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #102? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.
This Week’s Picks
Animal sex
“As he brings me there, his hands and mouth on me are rougher and rougher.”
Romeo and Juliet: A Different Perspective
“Catherine!” Elizabeth gasped between her thighs. “You are like heaven’s own scent.”
Summer of Content
“Under the cover of my long skirt, my legs are spread for him, and I’m dripping over his fingers.”
Mr. Sugasm Himself
How to Hide Your Porn
Editor’s Choice
Tease
See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.
(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)
NSFW Pics & Videos
Catalina loves Candles (HNT)
Dave Naz does something indescribable for me
Half-Nekkid Massage
HNT: The Boot Queen
Hot Nude Aria Giovanni
Mischa in Garden Delight
More of Jason
Painted Hills
Schoolgirl, Revisited
Erotic Writing and Experiences
Heteroflexible
I came for you
I feel like…… cheating
A Night of DP
Sat Night Swing Club
Satisfying Leslie’s craving
Shadows
Someone else’s wife
Wicked Man
Sex History & Poetry
My Protector
Woodhull’s Sexual Freedom Forum
BDSM & Fetish
Autumn
If you give a Dom an hour……
Kenny
A Little Surprise
Marcus and Me – Redux
Mundane Moment #1
Pretty Girls Peeing Outdoors (Urophilia, Pee Fetish)
Slave Sale Night
Therapy
Sex News & Reviews
Applause for Blogs Begun in October 2007
THE Best Solo Sex Toy for Men
Featured Design: Revealing your love style
Heartbreaker II Vibrator Review
Poly Pride NYC was Fabulous!
Review: Internet Escort Handbook
Truth or fiction?
Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Alike, Not Alike, Identical
Analyzing, questions, memories, today
Housewife fantasies and domestic dirtiness
I’m a biter.
Intercourse is icky?
Monday, October 15, 2007
How To Lose An Argument
Eventually she came into me and called me gently. I was awake and alert in an instant as she slid under the duvet beside me. For some reason she was waring her red satin pyjama top, but no trousers. I snuggled up to her warmth and she held me closely to her.
She wasted no time. Her hand was on my cock in an instant but I was way ahead of her and was already hard and ready for action. She gripped me tightly and began wanking me vigorously. I just moaned and stretched out full length, thrusting my hips towards her, then wrapping my arms around her head and crushing her face onto mine, letting her tongue plunge deep into my mouth. None of her customary coquettish tongue-fencing, no teasing of lips; this was straight in like a dagger, straining to get deep down my throat.
I kicked the crumpled duvet from us and, clasping onto each other, we rolled across the bed until I ended up on top of her, reached down to part her labia and plunged straight into her, driving into her with a force that drove the breath out of her and had her crying out a higher note on the scale for every successive thrust.
Then I stopped a while. Were it possible for Heather to achieve orgasm purely vaginally I would have carried on pushing and pushing until I had finally pushed her over that cliff, but I know that she can’t. She can get close, but she needs her clitoral stimulation to take her all the way. I stretched out and did a half-roll so that she was lying beside me, with her legs drawn up and wrapped around my middle. Here we lay, with me deep up inside her, just savouring the feel of being totally enfolded in her soft warmth and nibbling her ear.
Slowly I eased out of her and reached down to wet two fingers in her cunt and then ensnare her clit between them. I gently massaged it with big, gentle circular motions, and figures of eight which had fingertips gliding lightly over the exposed head. I slid my fingers up and down to either side, and gently caught hold of the hood, drawing it up and pressing down on the stalk, massaging it to either side of where it joins the head. The way she moaned and clung to me, the way her breath came in sharp little gasps, the way she kissed me so deeply and so passionately spurred me on, but I knew there was something missing: Having had her cunt opened out, she was going to need something in there again if we were going to maximise her joy. I told her to get up on all fours, knelt beside her, slid a thumb into her so that it glided over her g-spot and caught her clitoris in the crook of my index finger, thrusting into her harder and harder as she clamped her legs ever harder onto my hand. With each thrust, her breasts swung free and I held my other hand under them so that the nipples brushed my open palm.
Suddenly she ducked her head down into the pillow, muffling her cries and making her bum jut up into the air. I smoother my hand over her hard little bum cheeks, then delivered a resounding slap. She howled and shuddered through her whole body. Another slap in the same spot, closely followed by an equally well-placed slap on the other side bought a wail of “You’re hurting me!” but she was already losing her footing against the torrent of her oncoming orgasm and in an instant more she was swept away, clinging to the pillow as if it were a piece of driftwood.
Slowly, I wound down the pressure on her, manoeuvring myself behind her, so that my engorged cock could replace my thumb without breaking the rhythm. She did not feel inclined to part her legs just yet, so I mounted her porn-star style, squatting above her with my feet to either side of her knees, gripping her shoulders and driving into her with short thrusts of the thighs.
When the last shocks of her orgasm had ebbed away I rolled her over, had her hoist her legs high and wide and I just plunged recklessly into her soaking, swollen cunt. With her legs still high aloft I knelt between them and just enjoyed the view of her engorged cunt lips, so invitingly framed in that gorgeous rim of hair. I placed the tip of my cock just in her opening and wanked myself, pushing my closed fist into her wetness with every stroke and, when just on the point of coming, I threw myself onto her again, to be totally consumed by her.
Then we lay side by side, me still in her, stroking, kissing, clasping until at last I eased myself out, trying to avoid depositing a glob of our combined juices on the sheet and failing miserably. She laughed because it ended up on my side of the bed “For a change”. We cleaned up and dressed, poured a cup of tea and pottered around the living room in a sort of euphoric haze…
And then we rowed. As sudden and unexpected as a squall out of a bright blue sky. One wrong word and we were blazing at each other. The frustrations of a stressful week at work, not entirely purged by the fucking we had just enjoyed, erupted to the surface as we first yelled, then glowered at each other. The cause of the argument was too petty for words, to embarrassing to recall. I am naturally pessimistic and prone to bouts of melancholy, Heather finds this hard to take at times. She accused me of ‘being negative’, I responded by saying that she used the term ‘being negative’ as a catch-all in the same way as former Communist Bloc states would indict dissidents with ‘crimes against the state’, or as what Orwell described as ‘Thoughtcrime’. If the terms of Godwins’ Law extend beyond the narrow confines of Nazi Germany to embrace all totalitarian regimes, which I suspect it ought to, then I lost the argument by default.
In any case, peace resumed and we spent the rest of that fine Sunday stacking logs for use as firewood. Theres nothing like working at something together to strengthen the ties between two people.
Well, almost nothing.
By evening we were talking again as if nothing had happened, but then by evening we had much more interesting things to do with our tongues than just talking.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Nerd

As you can see, it turns out I am indeed a nerd. Nothing wrong with that, some of my best friends are nerds. OK, I’ll rephrase that: I have a friend who is a nerd. Well, if we’re going to be absolutely honest: I have a friend. He is a nerd. His name is George and we used to have quite a little earner going when we were out drinking. We'd take money off quiz machines. It’s not so easy these days but when they first came out it was like taking candy from a baby. Many’s the time we have enjoyed a self-financing lunchtime courtesy of a badly-programmed quizzer*.
However, just because I can recognise a picture of James Clark Maxwell when I see one, can lay my hands on two slide rules, an RPN calculator and three books on Richard Feynman in a matter of minutes and know what the ’C’ stands for in the formula ’E=MC²’ it doesn’t follow that I must therefore still live with my mum. I hope my track record as set out here proves that it’s possible to be a nerd without being a dork.
*I can usually beat George at Triv, but my moment of glory came one Sunday afternoon when we were visiting him and Kat, who lived in South London at the time. We had just come back from the pub and were wallowing in front of the TV. ’University Challenge’ was on; the real one, with Bamber Whatshisface. We often used to watch quiz shows and see who could get the answers out first, but on this occasion I was wiping the floor with both George and the combined brains of two of our finest universities. He couldn’t understand it. The truth was that each edition was shown during the week in our TV region -TVS as was -but not until the Sunday in the Thames/London Weekend area, and I’d seen this particular show a few days previously. He never did twig.
Yesss!!!
I was quietly confident when I weighed myself yesterday morning but couldn’t help a triumphant ”YESSS!!!” when the scales registered 93.8…. NINETY-THREE POINT FUCKING EIGHT!!!!
The WHO still think I’m obese, miserable sods. Being a short-arse means that my BMI is a tad over 30. I’d be happy to get down to 85 kilos before christmas, very happy to get to 80. The WHO won’t be satisfied until I’m at 77.
Heather still really finds me cumming in her mouth very distasteful, so it is a rare treat and thus a wonderful incentive. On advice from ’Having My Cake’ I rushed out and bought a litre of pineapple juice (well, ok, I got dressed first) and sipped it throughout the day to see if it would have any influence on the taste.
Come bedtime, Heather was as good as her word. She caressed my cock and fondled my balls until I was good and hard, then slowly wrapped her lips around me taking me in with long deep strokes. With me lying on my back, she knelt over me on all fours so that I could cup her swinging breasts as she worked away.
After a good long while she stopped for a breather, but I was close to coming. I knelt up and had her lie with her head in my lap, supporting it behind with one hand. As she wanked me I rubbed her clit and our hand movements were so synchronised that for a curious moment it felt as if I was wanking myself, that the sensation I was feeling in my cock was a direct result of my hand working at her cunt.
At last I felt I had to take control. I wanked myself, with the tip of my cock between her lips, while her hands were all over me; my balls, my nipples, my perineum, my bum, until with a final gasp I told her to take over and finish me off and I clasped her head tight to me with both hands.
It was sweet. Sweet for me and a good deal sweeter than usual for her. She still ran out to the bathroom to spit and rinse as soon as she decently could - I hadn’t the heart to tell her this is bad etiquette in the best circles – but she had to admit that the pineapple juice had indeed worked and it was a good deal less unpleasant than she had anticipated.
Next time – and there WILL be a next time – I’ll get her to stay and snowball me.
Roll on next Wednesday. This could turn into a regular event.
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Autumn
“Louder” I commanded. “Say it louder”.
That Saturday afternoon was grey, wet and blustery. There was nobody home apart from us two, we had enough food in the freezer to make a trip to the supermarket unnecessary, there was nothing we had to do and nowhere we had to be. On the first day of real autumn weather the house seemed dark and cold.
“Let’s get up under the duvet and you can warm me up” She suddenly suggested.
“I thought you’d never ask”.
I turned on the radiator in the bedroom for the first time since the summer. It’s very effective and at full blast can get the place like a sauna in no time. The ordinary room light was too harsh and glaring but the failing daylight just gave an impression of gloom. Candles were lit, bringing a flickering warming glow instead.
I threw my clothes onto a chair and was under the duvet in an instant. She always takes her time, undressing slowly and folding each garment with care. I enjoy watching her and she knows it.
She climbed into bed next to me and I wrapped my arms and legs around her to get a much of her skin in contact with mine as I possibly could. Unusually, she was warmer than I was and I sucked her body heat to me as I held her tight, burying my face in her neck and running my hands over her shoulders and bum cheeks. Her breathing grew deeper as I hit that spot just below her ear that excites her so much and grabbed a handful of her bum, squeezing hard. She slipped a hand down between us and took charge of my growing erection which was pressing ever harder onto her mons. This was supposed to be a slow, lazy Saturday afternoon’s relaxation but suddenly there was an urgency that could not be resisted. I planted my lips tightly onto hers and she slid a hand around the back of my head, crushing me to her. Tongues probing and exploring tongues, lips, teeth.
I planted my open hand squarely over her face, pressing and gripping harshly. I pinched her nose and she played along, holding her breath for what seemed an age before breaking away. I allowed her to gasp a couple of times and then I was on her again. I grabbed a handful of the flesh of her mons and felt, more than heard, the vibrations of the noises she made deep down in her throat.
I was trembling with excitement as I broke away from her mouth and whispered in her ear
“I really, really need to hurt you”.
She nodded dumbly.
I repeated, more slowly and deliberately this time. More confidenly and more harshly.
“I really, really need to hurt you”.
“I know” she said in a tiny, frightened voice.
“And you need me to hurt you too, don’t you?” I added, giving her mons an extra squeeze.
“Yes…yes I do”.
“Well say it then”
“I…I really…need….you to….hu…” She couldn’t get the word out. “…hu…hurt me”.
“I can’t hear you”. I squeezed harder and harder still, searching for her clitoris with my middle finger.
” I really need you to hurt me…” She whispered, almost inaudibly; her voice wavering.
“Louder” I commanded. “Say it louder”.
” I really need you to hurt me…I really need you to hurt me…” I really need you to…Oh GOD!!!!”
She shrieked and spasmed and thrust her hips against mine and I held her tight as hot tears fell on my shoulder. I stroked her hair and kissed it, rolled her over gently and arranged a pillow under her head. I cupped her face in my hands, wiping away her tears with my thumbs, kissed her breasts, knelt up beside her and gently stroked the inside of her thigh until she parted her legs and allowed me to kneel between them.
I guided the tip of my cock into her entrance; soaking wet now, but still tight and unused. Pristine. Unviolated. I lingered for a moment, thrusting so that my cock ran up and down her slippery cleft, ploughing through her mat of pubic hair and enjoying the tickling sensation that gave to my glans. Then I poised myself over her hole again and thrust into her with such a force that it drove the breath from her with a grunt. I slammed into her again and again with animal ferocity and she just lay there, limp like a ragdoll, taking it, letting me do it to her until the contractions took over and I was thrusting ever more frenziedly obeying that primal urge to dump my inert seed as deep inside her as I could before collapsing, breathless, by her side.
Then we got up and made a cup of tea.
Chopper

Do they have these things in UK? They don’t sell them in Argos or Homebase as far as I can see. It’s a log-splitter and over here they are on sale for upwards of a hundred quid or so in any DIY store or discount warehouse. Wood-burning stoves are very much in fashion, especially in summerhouses, so they are widely sold. Heather and I have considered buying one to ease the job of reducing the pile of sawn-up tree trunks piled up by the garden shed into manageable-sized chunks.
This weekend we had a long-awaited reunion with our summerhouse. The weeks have just flown by so quickly since we got back from holiday in UK and when we finally had a chance to sit back and took stock we realised that the last time we spent a night there was the 9th august. We resolved there and then that this weekend we would go down there, come hell or high water-unless something else cropped up, of course.
Saturday was a glorious, clear autumn day and the leaves on the sycamore, chestnut, oak and silver birch around our house had turned to flame and gold. The blackberry bramble which had sprung up around the stumps of the trees we lost in the storms of three years ago was yielding fruit and the Horse Chestnut which was just a tiny sapling when we bought the house, exactly 19 years ago, had just produced its’ first ever conkers.
We have a huge stockpile of sawn-up tree trunks, both from trees we lost on our own ground after the storms, and provided by Heathers’ brother, the amateur lumberjack, but there was very little left ready split. What little we had we used up on Saturday afternoon, which was bright but very chilly. The house, not having been used for two months, was cold and we had got a roaring fire going to warm the place through.
So, having treated ourselves to a long lie-in and a leisurely breakfast on Sunday morning I accepted that I was going to have to do at least some work and went out to the shed to fetch my chopper. The little group of logs I chose to work on were good and dry and most of them split right in two with the first blow; a tremendously satisfying feeling. I was getting into the swing of it and log after log was falling under my axe when I became aware that I was being watched. Heather, still in her red satin pyjamas, was standing on the terrace enjoying the view. Never one to deny her the sight of her man doing manly things, I stripped to the waist and swung my chopper with renewed enthusiasm until the sweat ran down me.
Half an hour later and I had created a goodly pile of firewood and was glistening with sweat all over my upper body. I marched back into the house, collecting Heather on the way, ordered her to strip and pushed her into the bedroom while I loosened my belt buckle and kicked off my jeans. She fell back on the bed, hoisted her legs in the air and I fucked her hard and fast. No warming up necessary, she was already soaking wet. I just bore down on top of her and took her, the sweat from my brow running down my hair and dripping into her face, making her shake her head and blink.
In five minutes it was all over and we held each other in a giggling, sweaty, shivering heap on the bed. The long, slow lovemaking could wait for another time.
“You know what?” I said to her as we lay there. “I think we should save our money and not buy that log-splitter after all.”
She smiled a faraway smile.
“I quite enjoy swinging my enormous chopper once in a while”.
Friday, October 05, 2007
Strawberries and Champagne 2
”Why?”
”It brings out the flavour in the champagne”.
Quick quiz here, film buffs. Who said that to whom, and in what film?
Someone once told me that you can’t get a hangover from drinking champagne.
Bollocks.
”Bollocks”, I thought as I stood in the shower and tried to piece together the events of the latter part of last night.
We had held an ’Event’. We hired this guy:

Mads Christensen, he's a well-known raconteur and TV personality over here, to talk about ’Visual identity’ and ’Non verbal Communication’ and 'What women need to know about men' to a group of about 80 women from the town. We were there with a sales stand, handing out brochures and business cards. It was a huge success. With a Rolex on each wrist and Mont Blanc pen prominent in the top pocket of his trademark handmade italian suit, we were entertained by his unique and tongue-in-cheek take on what the clothes you wear and the brands you buy say about you. He rounded off the evening with a short presentation on champagne and other sparkling wines with samples of different types to try and there were indeed fresh strawberries on each table. The culmination of the evening was a display of how to open a champagne bottle with a single stroke of a cavalry sabre.
Or rather, how not to. The first attempt went horribly wrong and left him standing with a stump of jagged bottle containing about a teacup full of bubbly, and a mass of glass splinters and foam on the floor around him ("I've done this hundreds of times and that's the first time that's ever happened").
We were on hand to take the bottles from him and pour them out for the audience - and, of course, ourselves- and when we came to pack up afterwards we there were about a dozen bottles still with some in. Well, we paid for them and we weren't about to waste them so we shared them out among the staff and took the rest home.
We laid into those remnants while we unpacked the car and then Heather retreated upstairs with the remaining bottles and a couple of glasses while I did the rounds, locking up and shutting down the computers. I half expected her to be sitting in bed, wetting her lips with the champers and beckoning me seductively to her side, but she was in what we laughingly call our lounge, sprawled out in front of the TV watching 'Today in Parliament'. Admittedly, the leader of the opposition can look quite sexy when going for the Prime Ministers' throat (She's Niel Kinnocks' daughter-in-law, btw) but I thought we could find something more interesting. Lesbian night on Adult Channel was only marginally more interesting, featuring a spotty dental nurse from Bolton or somewhere, pleasuring herself with assorted bendy implements.
I should add at this point that, in honour of the occasion, Heather had taken the day off and had the full makeover. New hairstyle, facial, manicure, the works. she looked fantastic. I had been in a room full of 80 women and she was the only fuckable one there. I told her so and she smiled as she stripped down to her red lacy panties and bra.
"I'll just go into the bathroom and take my makeup off...Or shall I leave it on until afterwards...? And would you like me to freshen up my lipstick?"
And this is where I started to have difficulty, standing there in the shower this morning. I could remember her getting into bed next to me, still in bra and panties. I could remember nestling my head in her breast and breathing in her heady perfume. And the next thing I could remember was her voice, from the other side of a huge chasm saying:
"Oh shit, it's quarter to eight! Are you going to get Son up or am I?"
I feared the worst, but had to know for sure. Still damp from my shower I made my way upstairs to where Heather was getting dressed.
"Tell me, please. Did we fuck last night?"
"You mean you can't remember?" she teased. "You fell asleep straight away".
I'm geting too old for this shit.
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Cunnilingus: Update
Why not pop over and have a look?
Get Thee Behind Me, Satan
Minute aquatic females ,
Lego bricks:

Crown Princess Mary ,
and these things:
You could put on weight just looking at them. We had a visit from a sales rep in the business this morning and she bought these in the bakers across the road for us all to share.
This morning when I weighed myself I was down to 95.1 Kilos. The lowest I’ve been since I topped out at 110. I’m on a promise; if I can keep it off for a week…well let’s just say it will be worth my while to drink pineapple juice for a couple of days.
And June comes with these bloody pastries!
I’ve just got to be strong and keep my eyes on the prize.
*There was also something about some newspaper cartoons but, as I don’t want my house burned down by a howling mob, I thought it best not to mention them.







