In the lobby of the hotel we were at last weekend there was a terminal provided by the local tourist information office through whose portal you could access the rest of the Interweb.
Or at least, a Bowdlerised version of it.
When I tried to access this blog to read my comments I got this:
Access to the requested site denied because of pornographic content
I just love the way that 'pornographic' is highlighted in red.
My initial reaction was "Yessss! I'm officially a pornographer!" and I ran to drag Heather away from a conversation she was having with some sales rep to show her.
Strangely, though, some of the blogs belonging to my good friends here on the right sidebar weren't blocked, despite often using just as explicit language and even pictures. Odd, that. I wonder what it was specifically that the censor-bots took exception to. (Apart, of course, from the heinous crime of using a preposition to end a sentence with).
But if I am going to be branded pornographic, I might as well throw all restraint to the wind and be REALLY RUDE:
Wee wee.
Poo.
Ladies knickers.
Sex, sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
WILLIE
Bogeys.
Bottom burps.
There, that's showed 'em.
10 comments:
I think Blogger ate my other comment! :x
I found out that my blog, too, was pornographic while sitting in the waiting room at a hospital with my laptop. Couldn't even get to my own blog!
sheesh... you'd think I was writing about sex or something! :)
Obviously there are some words up with which they will not put.
I had the same in the library when I tried to log on to my blog. I quickly changed the screen before someone thought I was trying to access porn!
Selena: There's something funny going on because I have twice tried to get a password for your podcasts with no resulting mails :(
Alfie: Funnily enough yours was one of the ones I thought of straight away, and accessed it without a problem. Probably it deemed your photos to be artistic, and rightly so.
Vi: I know exactly what you mean. Especially with 'PORNOGRAPHIC' writ in red. Just as well an alarm didn't go off or something. Got into yours no problem though. You're clearly not trying hard enough!
That has to be the best accolade ever! ;)
Suze: LOL! I must be doing something right, then!
Congratulations! LOL
Nitebyrd: I'll try not to let it go to my head. LOL
ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This post is soooooooooooooo funny!!!!! xx
Congratulations! We, too, find our blog to be blocked by certain public wireless networks. In fact, one filter went so far as to accuse our blog of having German pornography. Our blog must scare some people!
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