Northern lights and sleepless nights

-------The sexually explicit diary of an outwardly ordinary couple------ Be advised: contains language of an explicit nature. If you are under the age of 18, read no further. If you are offended by good, honest, earthy Anglo-Saxon words then look elsewhere: You'll find I use them rather a lot. You'll find no coy euphemisms or flowery adjectives here. If it is illegal to read this material where you are right now you should leave at once and find somewhere where it is legal.