Friday, May 29, 2009

Some More Holiday Memories:

We're off out this evening, so no great work of literature for now. I just thought I'd share some of the pics from our recent holiday...Enjoy!


We started in rural Hampshire, where we used to live...


North Wales is famous for its mountains...


...and narrow-gauge railways


Snowdon is the highest mountain in England and Wales...


But we got up there without breaking a sweat...


...we let the train take the strain!



Then there was this little locomotive. Very sweet, but it wasn't all trains...


We also spent a day at Portmeirion, made famous from the cult '60s TV show 'The Prisoner'.


And we visited Caernarfon Castle.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Old Joke - Revisited




Sugasm #166

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #167? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Bare-Assed Cheek (2): Punishment and Reward
“His finger glides up the inner side of my left thigh.”

Lilly’s Turn - Part 1: Wherein a Power Play is Made
“I asked her, outright, if she considered herself submissive.”

…please…
“Exquisite pain heralding exquisite surrender.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Is Sasha Grey going mainstream?

Sugasm Editor
A Difficult Scenario

Editor’s Choice
Just Looking

More SugasmJoin the Sugasm

News, Reviews & Interviews
Horny Goat Weed: The Facts
Top Five Tuesday - Pop Culture Porn
Uniram Manual Sex Machine

Sex Advice
Ask Miss Bliss - She Brings Her Man To The All-Girl Sex Party
Guide to First-Time Anal Sex
How to Make Your Own Fucking Machine

BDSM & Fetish
“Dominant Savant…?”
Microfantasy Monday: TitsMore?
My favorite spanking blogs
Riffing on Brent Scott Riffing on Socrates (was Meeting BS)
Thank you, Jay Wiseman
What’s in the box?

Erotic Writing & Experiences
Burning the Midnight Oil
Camera Shy, Part 4
Couch. Confession #278
Drowning In Lust
Each Exquisite Stroke
Fantasy to Reality
I Like Being a Dirty Bitch
Miss blue that Naughty Little Voyeur
PlaySafe Haven
Sexy Skills
Sissy
Sleep Fucking

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Bianca Beauchamp on a road trip
HNT – Thursday, May 21st, 2009
Hungarian Viva TV presenter is totally nude
Kim Kardashian Playboy Nude Pictures - Few More
Love HNT
Playful Flower
Stunning blonde schoolgirl is punished
“Vixen” -HNT

Sex Humor
A Chocolate Dick Treat
The Secret to Soul Mates

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Blow Jays
Darling, You Look Wonderful Tonight
Have you seen her…?

Monday, May 25, 2009

Snakes In A Car!

Crowley, AKA Baby C. is Son's pet. He's a Corn Snake, 2 years old this month. If he would keep still long enough to measure him, he would probably be the best part of 4 foot long. He has the most fascinating markings and he is Son's pride and joy.



The other weekend it was time to move him to Son's new flat. We couldn't just dump the vivarium on the back seat of the car with him in it, that would have been too stressful for him and he could risk getting too cold during the journey with his heat-pad unplugged, so he travelled in a pillowcase held by Son's gf, M2, under her pullover. Not just any old pillowcase, mind you; Son just had to take one from the set that matches the duvet cover we use the most.

As I drove them into town I said to Son,

"Now I don't want that snake getting loose in the car. It'd be like that film with Samuel L. Jackson, what's it called now? You know the one, the one where there are a load of snakes loose in a aeroplane".

"I know the one you mean". He replied. "The one with all the snakes on a plane. I just can't remember what it's called. Was it 'Vipers Aloft'?"

"Nah, was it called something like 'A Boeing Full Of Boa Constrictors'?"

"No, you're thinking of 'Anacondas in an Airbus'.

"What was it called then? I've got it! It was 'Serpents In A Flying Machine'!"

M2 interrupted this train of thought. The snake was being a bit restless inside the pillowcase and was hissing, which is unusual for him.

"I fed him a few days ago". Said Son. "He's probably just doing something".

Great. We've happily lived with Son feeding his snake on dead mice and baby rats he keeps in our freezer and thaws out on our radiators. In all, I think we've been very tolerant but I do draw the line at the bloody animal crapping in our best pillowcase.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Forty Days

Scripture tells us that Jesus ascended into heaven forty days after his resurrection on Easter Day.

Clearly this is cause for a public holiday so that all God-fearing folk can celebrate in their own traditional way (i.e by going to garden centres or out-of-town DIY superstores). However, Ascension Day falls invariably on a Thursday, being forty days after Easter Sunday. Thus we get a day off on the Thursday, back to work on the Friday and then the weekend.

I mean, what’s the big significance of ’forty days’ anyway? Would it really have hurt to have waited forty four? That way, Ascension Day would fall on a Monday and we could all have had a long weekend along with the rest of the civilised world. All it would have taken is a little forward planning. Or maybe there was a time restriction on the return flight.

’Intelligent design’? I think not.



Footnote:

Bank workers are clearly a devout lot. Why else would they have managed to negotiate themselves an extra day off today, if not so as to have an extra day in which to complete their religious devotions? Thus all banks in the land are closed from Wednesday evening right through to Monday morning whereas most shops are only closed on the Thursday.

Mind you, it's probably not such a bad thing. That's two fewer days in which the banks can fuck up the economy.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

HNT: Glade

A leafy glade, dappled by the sun and hidden from the eyes of casual passers-by. What better place to get half-nekkid?
Happy HNT everybody!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Camera Shy, Part 4

See the previous instalments here: (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3)

It all started a few days before the weekend. Heather had found the red leather jacket I bought for her birthday last year, but which she hadn’t worn for a while because the winter weather demanded something warmer. She came ito the office wearing it.

”I want to photograph you in that”. I said. ”Unbuttoned to reveal your red bra underneath”.

She wandered off, leaving me reading some of my favourite bloggers only to return wearing the jacket, duly unbuttoned to reveal the bra, and a long flowing black skirt which she only too willingly hitched up to show me that she was wearing the rest of the set underneath: G-string, suspender belt and black fishnets. Needless to say it wasn’t long before we were upstairs again. However, it was quite late and I didn’t want to start setting up the lighting, so I just took a few initial shots with the flash on the camera. I knew this wasn’t really doing the subject justice, but, hey, it’s digital these days. There’s no such thing as a wasted picture any more. I did, however, book an appointment for a more comprehensive photo-shoot. Saturday afternoon, as soon as we had finished the weekend shopping and eaten some lunch we would lock the doors and devote the whole afternoon to photography.

The clothing was to be the same as before, but before Heather could put her red boots on I told her to wait and then presented her with the new shoes I wanted her to wear. They went brilliantly with the fishnets. We started up in the lounge, with the blinds turned as much as we dared to let in some natural light, and Heather posed on the sofa. Then, the shot which I had been planning for some while: Me, lying on the sofa with her stiletto digging into my chest. Alfie got it right when he commented ’ouch!’, but it was worth it I think. The worst bit was getting in position, Heather couldn’t balance on one foot in those heels while lifting the other. I had to support her foot and guide it down to the right spot, hoping that Heather would be able to keep her balance for as long as it took to get the shot. A perforated pericardium would have been somewhat inconvenient to say the least, and a bit tricky to explain at the A&E department.





I spent the best part of an hour photographing her in just about every pose and position I could think of. Then I suggested we move the whole lot into the bedroom. There was one particular shot I had in mind that I wanted to try and capture. I won’t reveal too much about it right now as I might yet get permission to show it here as an HNT one day. Suffice it to say that I set up the tripod and the lighting at the foot of the bed, high and pointing down. To start with I had Heather kneeling up on the bed in her bra and panties.

“Now get your kit off. Slowly” I commanded as I snapped away. It was hot under the glare of the lights and I stripped down too. At last I had her lie down on the bed, naked. At first modestly, with arms covering breasts and crotch and then brazenly, spread-eagled and magnificent.

“But this is pornographic. I didn’t agree to do porno pics” she complained.

“Nonsense” I persuaded her. “If you take the literal translation from the original Greek, porno comes from 'pórne', meaning 'harlot' and 'graphos' means 'to write or draw', so pornography means ‘writing about or picturing prostitutes’. You’re not a prostitute and nobody is ever going to see these pictures apart from me and you. So it’s not pornography. QED.”

With that I grabbed the remote control for the camera and lay down beside her. Flat on our backs, side by side, I rested my hand on her mons while she cupped my cock.

FLASH!!

I fired the camera with my free hand. We rolled towards each other, entwining legs, kissing deeply

FLASH!!

“Put that remote away” she demanded. I laid it on the bedside table and we continued. Kissing hard; me thrusting my hand deep between her thighs and she clamping it there and grinding herself into it.

“Can’t you turn those lights off as well?” she said. But I rather liked the idea of lying with her in the full glare of those floodlights. It felt as the bed was a podium and that we were performing in front of an audience or, indeed, taking part in a porno shoot. It was a whole new experience and it felt strangely good.

“It’ll seem awfully gloomy if we turn them off now” I reasoned. “Anyway, it’s turning me on”

The lights stayed on.

“Suck me” I demanded. As I stretched out full length on the bed with my arms above me, she lay crossways, level with my groin and lowered her head onto me, her mouth a perfect ‘O’.

FLASH!!

I had retrieved the remote control and captured her lips closing around me. After a few little exploratory bobs of the head and swirls of the tongue she pushed her head hard down into my lap, taking me as deep as she could go.

FLASH!!

She knelt up again, swung a leg over me and leaned forward to dangle her glorious breasts in my face. I arched my back until the very tip of my cock was prodding the entrance to her luscious hole.

FLASH!!

She sank down onto me with a deep, satisfied “Aaaah”. I laid the remote to one side again and just enjoyed the ride as she bounced up and down on me. Then, as her knees began to grow tired I had her swivel round into the Reverse Cowgirl and then lay back until she was stretched out on top of me and my glistening cock was laid out along the length of her gash, with just the tip poking inside the rim of her soaking cunt. I reached round her until my fingertips found her clit.

FLASH!!

I gripped her tightly round the middle and used my knees to force hers apart, teasing the shiny nub of her clit ever so delicately with my slippery fingertip. Not being able to close her legs to orgasm is sweet agony for her and she writhed and twisted and thrashed her arms uselessly on the sheet. She strained her head back,the sinews in her neck as taut as bowstrings, she gritted her teeth, closed her eyes and at last let out a long, despairing cry as the tears started to fall.

FLASH!!

What the camera didn’t capture was the expression on her face in her moment of release. Her arched back concealed the knitted brows, the gritted teeth and strained expression and the transformation which it underwent as, in that instant, it was suffused with joy. That will have to wait for another time. A different camera angle.

We held each other close for a while, but there were still a couple of shots to get to complete the chapter. I had Heather kneel on all fours across the bed and fucked her hard, doggy style, under the glare and the flash of the lights before we collapsed in a heap on the black satin sheet. I suppose I could have grabbed the camera off its tripod and finished up with by photographing her gaping cunt, still wide open from having taken cock and flooded to overflowing with my juices and her own. But as we lay there, sweaty and spent, holding on to each other once more, naked and sweltering under the floodlights, in total privacy but somehow exposed and vulnerable, I felt it was enough for one day.

Maybe next time.




As I think it is fair to say that Heather is no longer camera-shy, this post is the last in this series

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Meeting Other Bloggers, Part 2: Three Times A Lady

We drove on uncrowded, sunlit roads through the heart of the English Shires until we were travelling through country which was at first familiar and then well-loved as we reached the place where we chose to settle after we left university: Hampshire. We couldn’t resist turning off the main road just north of Winchester and taking a little detour through the village where we had once lived.

The A272 between Winchester and Petersfield is a delightful drive, if you’re not in a hurry. We weren’t. We were driving behind a van that was driving even slower than we would have normally done, which was fine because the slow pace gave us time to appreciate the scenery. The road mounted hilltops, giving panoramic views of the surrounding country before diving down to quiet villages nestling in lush valleys, all bathed in golden afternoon sun.





I had suggested the Red Lion as our rendezvous with Lady In Red. It lay in the sort of area where I knew, from her writings, that she lived and it had struck me as a cosy, welcoming pub last time we had been there but then there are so many excellent pubs to choose from in that part of Southern Hampshire. We weren’t disappointed. It is a justifiably popular pub, but divided up into small, intimate sections, with a separate restaurant and a large garden with a view out over the South Downs. It was here we sat, sipping our drinks, when LIR showed up. We recognised each other straight away. She was, after all, wearing red and we hit it off right from the start. That’s the thing about meeting other bloggers for the first time, you’re never total strangers to each other. You know at least a little about each other. There is common ground and a shared secret. Like Trixie, LIR is easy to talk to and once we had gotr the formalities out of the way, like how to pronounce Heather’s (real) name properly, we talked about all sorts of things, not least the tribulations of bringing up teenagers, especially teenage boys.

Lady in Red has already covered our meeting in her own blog, and so much better than I could do. I will just say that the time simply flew past. There was so much to say and so much that had to be left unsaid. We had a few drinks, we had a meal, and it was a delightful evening in charming company but eventually we could no longer forstall the inevitable; we had to be on our way as we were expected in Bournemouth that evening. We left together and the first part of our respective routes was the same. Then, with a final parting wave, Lady In Red veered off the Motorway at her turnoff and we drove westwards into the gathering night.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Meeting Other Bloggers, Part 1: A Quiet Night In Trixieville

”So why don’t you shave then?”

To say that Heather was taken aback would be an understatement. For a rare moment she was lost for words.

We were in Trixie’s pub, in the company of Trixie herself, and that’s just how she is: Direct, straight to the point, no bullshit. I like that.

We had driven down from Wales by a circuitous route so that we could experience (at Alfie’s recommendation) the spectacular drive from Barmouth to Dolgellau and eastwards through the mountain pass towards Welshpool, under the brooding presence of Cadair Idris.



Barmouth bridge, Mountain road near Dolgellau,
Cadair Idris (the last 2 are not my photos unfortunately)

I couldn’t help a twinge of regret as the hills became less rugged and, too soon, we were in Shropshire. We made Trixieville by teatime and were welcomed into her house as if we had all known each other for years. We briefly met her two boys, before their father took them off for the weekend, and then we sat in the back garden talking about pretty much everything under the sun while supper was cooking. The conversation flowed easily: There’s no fakery or pretention with Trixie, what you see is what you get.

Later we took a stroll into town and went to her club where we met up with a few of the friends mentioned over the years in her blogs and then, as the sun started to go down over the mellow stone buildings on the main street of her attractive little town, we made our way to the pub where she works. It was quite well-filled by the time we got there and continued to fill up as the evening wore on. Thus Trixie’s question was asked at something just below a shouting pitch above the clamour of a busy pub.

As far as I recall (and my recollection of events was getting progressively hazier) I chipped in with my opinion that it was a fallacy that men won’t go down on women unless they are shaved because of all the hair getting in the way For me, it was all a queston of technique. Then we got on to the subject of men who won’t go down on women under any circumstances, and what a deal-breaker that could be. I opined that I couldn’t understand why any man would refuse. After all, what’s not to like?

Eventually we walked home, me a little unsteadily, and Trixie, with typical generosity, announced that we were to have her bedroom while she would take the sofa downstairs. I have to say it was the most comfortable night’s sleep I had had all week.

The next morning, Trixie had to be in early for work at the pub, but not before she had cooked us a traditional full English breakfast with all the trimmings, except the fat. It was delicious: She really looked after us well. Thanks mate.

She left us to it and we promised to look in at the pub for lunch before we caried on south. When we arrived there were just a handful of people in the bar, but Trixie was looking a little flustered. One of her jobs that morning had been to change a couple of barrels in the cellar. One of the taps had refused to go in properly and she had been sprayed from head to toe with beer. Although she had been offered the chance to go home and change she had decided to stay. She apologised if she smelt of beer. Under different circumstances I might have offered to lick it off; who would say no to free beer! But in any case, I always find the smell of beer on a woman a real turn-on.

The pub was filling now and Trixie was kept busy looking after her other customers. We enjoyed our lunch, for me a baguette filled with great slabs of tender roast beef, and a fine drop of ale before saying our goodbyes and getting back on the road again for our assignation with another blogger.

But I’ll save that for another time.

Sugasm#165

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants.

Want in Sugasm #166? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Blame it on the al-al al-al al-al-co-hol“My legs were now spread and he was in between them.”
Dinner and a Show“Before it disappeared completely, I gave it a twist at the base, causing it to vibrate.”
Sugarbutch Star: Matt (part two) - All Five Senses“She takes her lipstick out of her bag and uncaps it, twists it up and paints her mouth subtly, softly.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Adieu ErosBlog?

Sugasm Editor
Sex Work And Honesty: Relationship Status

Editor’s Choice
A Long Slow Seduction Continued…

More SugasmJoin the Sugasm

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
The Asshole Standing Next To You
Sharp Shooter

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Divini Rae Sexy Pictures - High Quality
Dunes
Jana Jordan
Laissez-faire (HNT)
Secretary is whipped by their bosses

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Back Home Tonight
The Best Friend (part 2)
Camera Shy 3
Drive Me Crazy
Not Enough #8
Her Favorite Positions - Part Two
Love Bites
The ‘N’ Word - a short story…
The Rossebuurt Gap Year: With Benefits
Skin
Spite
Strokin’
You Give Me Fever

Sex Humor
Lesbian Sex Coffee Analogy

BDSM & Fetish
At Your Service
Pornographic statue
Spanked on their delightful bare bottoms

Sex News, Reviews, and Interviews
Lelo Ella
Me and my Uniram
New Study Challenges Masturbation Numbers
Top Five Tuesday - FemDoms

Sex Advice
Firsts

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

HNT: Summer Is On The Way

The weather has been perfect these last few days so, being free of other commitments, we went up to our favourite spot in the forest after work this evening. Of course I took my camera along, and Heather was only too willing to peel off her warm clothes to celebrate the approach of summer.

So these pics are hot off the camera tonight: Hopefully the first of many over the next few months



(Try rolling over the picture with the mouse)



Happy HNT!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

A Kind Of Healing

I’ve been pretty much out of it this last week. The break-in has affected me more than I would have thought possible or reasonable, but I have been unable to concentrate on anything as the events of that night, and of my uncontrolled temper tantrum a couple of days later keep playing over and over in my head. That I had taken it out on Heather was the worst thing and as a punishment to myself I had been avoiding any sort of physical contact, or even eye contact, with her. We quarrelled and squabbled over petty, pointless things.

Friday was a blessed relief. A public holiday. Normally we would have packed up and gone to the summerhouse the night before but, with the weather not altogether great and a mountain of work to catch up on, we decided to stay home and use the fact that we would be undisturbed to get a load of it out of the way. We kept out of each other’s way, got a lot done and went to bed relatively early. Still no intimacy.

We were open on Saturday, and it was a busy one what with Mother’s Day and Confirmations taking place in town the next day (Confirmation is a really huge rite of passage thing in this country, on a par with Bar Mitzvah or First Communion, but with the difference that the whole of a school year gets confirmed in the space of just a few short weeks in the spring over the entire country).

We went down to the summerhouse after we had closed in the business, still bickering and sniping at each other as we drove, until we came within about a mile of our destination when we agreed that the whole point of going down there was to leave our troubles behind in town and that if we were going to bring them with us we might just as well turn back there and then. So we buried our differences right there and had a pleasant evening just relaxing and looking out over the sea. A very calming influence, the sea.

”Fuck me” she said as we laid side by side in bed that night.

I didn’t know how.

I know that sounds stupid. It looks stupid as I read back what I have just written, but that’s how it was. I didn’t know how to, where to start, how to break down that wall I had put up around me.

She slowly ran her hands over my chest and as she caught hold of one nipple I suddenly knew what I wanted.

”Hurt me” I pleaded. ”Pinch it, twist it, pull it, bite it, anything. Just hurt me”. To feel pain is to feel alive, I reasoned.

But she wouldn’t. She couldn’t. It’s not in her nature.

Instead she turned to me and wrapped her soft arms around me. So soft…I’d forgotten just how soft she is. Her legs intertwined with mine and I lay passively as she pressed her body to mine and engulfed me in her softness.

And then we made love. For the first time in a week. For the first time since we had fallen asleep, sated, in each others arms only to have that sleep shattered as surely as the glass in our front door was shattered.

...And healing has begun.


This is what £2500 ($4000) worth of armoured glass looks like after the bad guys have had a go at it. Just about ready to chuck in the skip, but not before our insurers have had a few well-chosen words with the company that installed it as to why they were able to knock it clean out of the door frame so easily.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

GƶtterdƤmmerung

My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains
My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk,
Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains
One minute past, and Lethe-wards had sunk:

John Keats: ‘Ode to a Nightingale’


I don’t know about nightingales, but the opening lines of Keats’s poem certainly sums up how I am feeling right now. On the face of it, it’s only property we lost, inanimate objects. We’re insured. Nobody got hurt. But things just seem to be spinning out of control right now after our break-in on Monday morning, and it looks as if we really lost a good deal more than just property.

We got patched up sufficiently to re-open on Tuesday, but when Heather woke she had a splitting headache.She had not slept all night and the thought of having to deal with customers out in the shop just caused her to break down. The rest of us would cover for her while she sat out the back and made out the insurance claim

I was pretty shaken by the whole thing too. Well, who wouldn’t be? We were woken by the sound of our front door being bashed in and we knew straight away what it was but what can you do? I was hardly going to run downstairs stark naked and ask them politely to desist. We were on the phone to the police even as they were ransacking the place. Within two minutes they were gone again, they knew exactly what to go for.

I thought I had things pretty much under control until, about halfway through the day, I committed the one transgression which is absolutely inexcusable if you work in a business which deals with the public: You must never, ever, no matter what the provocation (and, heaven knows, in this case there was provocation enough) lose your rag and have a stand-up row with a customer. I did, there were other customers in the shop at the time, I propelled Heather back into the office so as to keep her out of the situation, where I have never laid hands on her before. One of our assistants was so shocked by the whole thing she phoned in sick this morning, I didn’t sleep all night and I can hardly bring myself to look my beloved in the eye.

I know I crossed a line here, or several if the truth be told, I suppose I didn’t realise how deeply the recent events had traumatised me, or perhaps I thought I could just tough it out until the memory of it somehow faded, but something inside me just snapped and I don’t know how, or if, we are going to undo the things that are done.

OK, we have had break-ins before and ridden them out without problems, but this one was altogether different: The brutal, clinical efficiency with which it was carried out; the feeling of helplessness from being a spectator from an upstairs window and not being able to do a thing about it; the illusion that the new security measures we put in place when we rebuilt the business would be enough to deter any potential raids as not being worth the effort being shattered due to them being incorrectly installed.

We had gone away on holiday on a high: Just a few days before, we had been going over the annual figures with our accountant and he was pleased to report that we had the best result we have ever had, with the first quarter of this year looking equally good. We returned from holiday refreshed and relaxed and optimistic but that seems a very long time ago now.

We’re booked in to see a psychotherapist for crisis counselling, something else covered by our insurance. I just hope it will help to get things back to the smooth-running way they once were.



Sorry if this seems like a protracted whinge. I’ve got so much else I want to post about but I just can’t get the words down at the moment, this bloody thing is standing in the way.

Monday, May 04, 2009

Your Stars For This Week

’Leo: You will experience that the coming week will be more coloured by the humdrum routine than you might wish’ .

That's what it said in the paper this morning.

Well, not quite right. Had it said something along the lines of: ‘You will experience that the coming week will be more coloured by picking half a million tiny fragments of glass out of the carpet than you might wish, having had a visit from some hairy-arsed thugs in a stolen BMW who battered the front door of your business down at 3am and made off with a load of watches and gold rings’, then that might have been nearer the truth.

It was quite surreal waking at 6 (after having finally fallen asleep at 5 when the last of the police and alarm company people had done what they could and gone home) to hear our name on the radio. We had got a mention on the local news.

Fame at last.

Friday, May 01, 2009

Simple Pleasures, Part 2

(Being a continuation of some of the highlights of our recent holiday)




4) Fish and chips: It might sound prosaic, but we don't get proper fish and chips over here and the most vital ingredient, malt vinegar, is unknown. On our first evening in Wales we ventured down into Llanberis to find a pub or restaurant where we could eat, but the choice seemed rather dismal and unappealing. We found out later that had we gone a few miles in the other direction to Llanrug, we would have found a cheery pub with good food, but never mind.

However, as we strolled down the deserted main street our olfactory senses were seduced and captivated by the smell of frying from the local chippy.

We took our feast home and unwrapped it on the kitchen table: Moist flakes of cod, freshly fried in crispy batter and a mountain of big floppy chips, not too greasy, all drowning in vinegar. A sheer delight.






5) The company of old friends: As I mentioned before, we stayed for a weekend with our friends George and Kat. George is my oldest friend, we go back nearly 40 years. He was my Best Man, I was his . On the saturday, Heather and Kat took themselves off to darkest Hampshire to have a ladies lunch with one of our other friends, while George and I did guy stuff, involving steam trains and beer.

We were first home, so it fell to us to organise supper. It was while we were trailing round Tescos that I began to ponder the complexities of our friendship. We get this kick off each other, we can relax in each other's company-any pretensions are soon shot down in flames. We can be apart for a year and, when we get together again, just pick up the conversation where we left off. That's a very comforting feeling.




6) Bedtime: It was good to be able to flop into bed at the end of the day tired from fresh air, exercise and new experiences, rather than drained and used up by a stressful day at work. To be able to make love slowly, lying in each other's arms, dozing a little maybe, then waking to make love a little more. Such a change from the frantic fucks we sometimes have to make do with because it is late and we have to be up early the next morning.




(And I've slipped a new post in on my other blog)

Simple Pleasures

Well, I knew that we would be busy as soon as we got back from holiday, but the last few days have been just beyond reason. The trouble is of course that, having had a relaxing and stress-free time makes coming back to the daily routine, where it seems as if everybody has a claim on your time, both in and out of normal working hours, rather hard. instead of recounting what we did on our holiday, like we used to have to do on our first day back at school, I have chosen to highlight the things that made it so special to me.

We were talking to Trixie (in itself a highlight, and the subject of a separate post) about the evening she had spent in Town with another blogger, Loving Annie, who visits and writes about hotels and restaurants all over the world. The list of places she visited while in UK was simply mind-boggling, a who’s who of all the Michelin-starred restaurants within a hundred mile radius of London. While I found her reviews very readable and enjoyable, they might as well be describing an alien planet as far as I am concerned: I don’t posess such sophisticated tastes. So I decided to list the simple things that I experienced on holiday which brought me pleasure and filled me with a sense of well-being.

1) People at play: We stayed a few days with our good friends, George and Kat near London. On the Sunday afternoon, after a HUGE full English breakfast with all the trimmings (not just some of the trimmings, but ALL the trimmings, including black pudding) we went down to a park by the Thames. It was as if the stress and jostle of everyday life was forgotten, and everybody was out with their family in the sunshine. There were rugs and picnic hampers dotted around all over the grass, parents kicking footballs around with their kids, several impromptu games of cricket in progress, one bloke was demonstrating the finer points of rugby to about half a dozen kids, showing them how to do line-outs properly. Along the path by the river people were jogging , cycling or just sauntering along eating ice cream, as we were, stopping every so often to feed the ducks. On the river a regatta for small sailing dinghys was taking place. The whole scene was one of peace and one-ness with the world.

2) Our mountain retreat in North Wales: This is where we chose to spend the larger part of our break. A little cottage up the side of a valley, overlooking the town of Llanberis. I have already posted the view from the bedroom, but the view from the terrace outside was even better. On the day we arrived we were able to sit out there in the bright sunshine and relax with a cup of tea while watching the trains ascend Snowdon. Over the next few days we were able to get better acquainted with places such as Barmouth, Beddgelert and Betws-y-Coed which, until then, had just been names on a map but are now permanently linked to happy memories.

3) The Welsh Language: Although I don’t understand a word, I love the sound of it and I love the way that road signs, and virtually every other sign for that matter, are in Welsh as well as English (or should that be '...are in English as well as Welsh...'?). Heather chuckled at me one evening when I was channel-hopping with the TV and came to rest on S4C, the Welsh language Channel 4. Rhodri Morgan was holding forth, looking very stern and statesmanlike, and despite the fact that the only two words I understood during the whole thing were 'Alastair' and 'Darling', I just sat listening to him for a full 10 minutes (dare I suggest that this is longer than most Welshmen can take?). Two other moments spring to mind: We were travelling on one of the many narrow-gauge railways in the area and at one station a little boy of about 3 or 4 was standing on the platform watching the trains go by with someone who I assumed was his grandfather, both talking Welsh with each other. One evening in a pub in Caernarvon at the table next to ours were two young women of about 20-ish, obviously having a night on the town, chattting animatedly, also in Welsh. I don’t know why I am surprised by this. Perhaps I had assumed that it was a language kept artificially alive by official decree, but I was delighted to be proved wrong. People, young and old, were speaking it in their everyday lives and it is a joy to hear.

Enough for now. Heather always says I’m too long-winded, so I’ll finish off tomorrow.