Extraordinary Uses for Ordinary Objects

This post is a result of a challenge by Heelsnstocking to list the everyday objects that people have used to get off. Well, I'm going to have to pass on that one and go a little bit off-topic, or at least broaden the parameters a bit and I hope she'll forgive me. Our use of everyday objects tends to be mostly in the area of restraint. As far as inserting things, we have an abundance og purpose-made toys to satisfy the requirements of all possible orifices for a good long time, so bottles, beer cans and baseball bats don’t feature in our list. Nevertheless, we have at times been pretty ingenious in taking everyday objects and putting them to uses for which they were never designed and, while none of them has actually elicited an orgasm directly (apart from the banana) they have all helped one on the way at one time or another……


Heavy engineering:

Workout bench: We bought this in a charity shop for a tenner. As it is resident in the bedroom you can guess the sort of workouts that take place on it. It is just the right width to be straddled and the plastic-covered cushioning is wipe-clean and just right for positioning toys with suction cups on them.

Black and Decker Workmate: I have had Heather bent over one of these and clamped her breasts up in the vice while I fucked her from behind. I did take photos at the time but she made me delete them. :-(


Kitchen:

Food: Bananas are obvious, but I also like the taste of strawberries eaten direct from her cunt, with champagne licked from her body. Whipped cream, especially the canned stuff, is horribly sticky and tends not to taste too good if it has been applied for some time. We once messed up a hotel room good and proper with chocolate spread.

Of course there are any number of wooden spatulas in the kitchen which have been used from time to time for spanking but as we both love Chinese food we also have a large selection of chopsticks. Pairs of them, held together with elastic bands make a different kind of nipple-clamp which is visually very erotic. When we’ve been feeling more adventurous we have also used them to clamp the tongue.

Wire brush (barbecue cleaning for the purpose of): I wrote about this a while back. With its long shaft and hundreds of tiny brass bristles this leaves a myriad of tiny little pinpricks on the bottom when used to spank…very gently.



Bag closures: These are cheap and very effective nipple clamps.



Cup hooks: A bit more exotic, these. They are supplied with a suction cup to hold them on to a tiled surface, but remove the little suckers and you have the perfect form for nose-hooks by which to suspend your lover from their nostrils. This has long been a fantasy of mine.



While we’re on the subject of suction cups, I was interested in the range of webbing restraints that can be had with large suction cups on them for use in the bathroom. However I was a little bit concerned that in the heat of the moment we would be ripping the tiles off the wall.


General household:

Clothes pegs: It’s obvious really. I mean, who hasn’t used clothes pegs (Amr. clothes pins?) at some time or other?

Mousetraps: We’ve been doing this performance every night since 1952, but I’m not at liberty to divulge the outcome (lol). Mousetraps (the traditional kind with a wooden base) make a different sort of nipple clamp. Maybe I’m just weird but it turns me on to see Heather with a couple of mousetraps hanging from her tits. For some strange reason she insists that they are new and unused for the purpose for which they were designed.

Coathangers: The wooden ones are good for spanking, the ones you get with trousers from Marks and Sparks with the two little grips on we have used as nipple clamps which you can then hang up on a suitable hook or chain.

Candles: Burning (hot wax) or used just as they are. Tapers tend to be more controllable than the big chubby ones you often see used for dripping melted wax onto skin. Long thin unused candles are just made for sharing! During one particularly hot session we managed to soften one so much it took on an extraordinary kink in the middle so was not particularly useful for anything afterwards! In any case it would have been one perfumed candle with a fragrance that you wouldn't want to impart to a room. When we are at our summerhouse we always make love by candlelight, whatever else we might get up to.

Ribbon: A few Christmases ago our window-dresser went a bit mad and festooned the shop in miles of red ribbon, so now I have a little stockpile of the stuff for very gentle, refined restraint…



or for gift-wrapping my beloved so that I can enjoy unwrapping her slowly. Also, a length of ribbon threaded through an airflow practice ball makes an excellent gag.




Clothing:

Apart from the obvious sorts of clothing designed specifically for fun nights in (or out, for that matter) any ordinary pair of knickers, preferably used, can be rolled up into a ball and used as a gag.

Silk scarves: These have so many uses, fron tying wrists to blindfolding, to simply brushing the skin.

Gloves. Latex gloves are about as far as we go in the realms of rubberwear. Anything else just doesn’t do it for us. These things…



…are sold for scrubbing potatoes. Just imagine the feeling of that stroked across your skin. Gently, mind, and nowhere near the important little places.


Assorted hardware:

Chains: We have yards of chain in all sizes, from the type that you might use to attach to a bathplug to stuff you could tether a bull with. I love to see Heather wrapped around and weighed down with chains. Along with the chains go of course padlocks, snap-links, karibiners and…



…Hooks. The kind you can screw into woodwork. Two at the top of the doorframe, two near the floor and you have instant restraining points. Heather can be stretched out in a big naked X and flogged mercilessly.

Tarpaulin grips: Big and chunky, with a screw to control the amount of pressure and some vicious serrations in the jaws. As good as any commercial nipple clamps. I have drilled holes in them so that they can be joined together in pairs with a nice length of chain hanging between the breasts, or using two sets to join ourselves together.



Earplugs: Used in conjunction with a blindfold, restraint and possibly a little gentle breath-control for sensory-deprivation play.

Double-sided velcro tape: Sold as cable ties but very useful for instant restraint.



Well, that’s all I can think of at the moment, although I’m sure there have been others over the years. I hope some of this has set other (twisted) minds thinking. For further inspiration, go over to Heels and Stocking and see who else is playing!. Tell them I sent you!